sober. Depuis 23 mois.

13 things you think while drunk

1. I’m not drunk, of course I can drink some more!

2. Oh my god I’m so hot!

3. I can dance to anything, let’s try salsa.

4. The DJ needs me and my music-tips.

5. I sing very well and know all the lyrics… perfect!

6. Sambuca? That’s a good idea!

7. I’ll just rest a little bit…

8. It’s too early to go home now, who will throw a morning-party?

9. Everyone would love a naughty text now!

10. It’s not far, let’s walk!

11. The floor looks nice, I will lie down here.

12. Anybody will be turned on if I dance like a porn-star.

13. If I don’t get that pizza slice or at least a kebab, I’ll die…

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